Both Bakers are men, screwin women, and Soriana comin through again

=====> Soriana's a man again.

GRAND SLAM TO BEAT THE ASTRA WOMEN

What a man. Never saw DeRosa do that er er er. Speakin a which, the Cardinals got that man Matt Holliday. But thats to be expected. Anywho, I've just been screwin a ton a women, smokin a ton a goddamn cigarettes, and bein the man I always knew I was. Durin the Reds series, I talked to Baker. The one who smokes even more goddamn cigarettes than me. What a man. But it turns out his Baker counterpart on this ballclub is also a man. But the fans don't pay fuckin shit to im. I even tried pumpin up the crowd goddamnit. FUCK. Speakin a that, I've included some pictures of women I've screwed!

Thanks for your time,

Louis Victor Piniella