Okay so first thanks for your time readin this. This week the ballclub has been bein women but its also been up and down. First of all, Trammell has been fillin out the lineup cards. He put Soriana sixth. Hes the best player on the ballclub ever, and I figured becaue of that he should bat leadoff. But Trammell, bein the woman that he is, does'nt folla my logic. Then he benched him, and I called him a woman again as usual. But the big thing this has been that we traded one of the big women on the ballclub. Freel. In return we got som crappy Oaper cigarettes from those Royal bastards. We also got cash considerations for cigarettes and women. The Oaper cigarettes were a rusult of the Royal bastards' cheapness. They were so crappy we decided to put em out in the player lot to give a welcome present to those dog gamn Cardinals and DeRosa. But this week, after we got back from that Pittsburgh shitbox, I went on one of my good ol jamborees. If ya know what I mean er er er. Ive got about 100 so far this week. 156 to be exact. So Ive got to go figure out what happened to my porn machine, screw some women, and I'll see ya next time. Thanks for your time.
Louis Victor Piniella
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